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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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• It would chuck the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks. 

• One quarter of a sycamore if you give him a quarter for every quarter of the sycamore he cut.

• It might depend on how many female woodchucks were present. Or, it could depend on whether the woodchuck's mother-in-law was around or not. If she was n, he'd be chucking all day. If not, he'd be watching the football game.