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Da res ne bo samo grozn pa poglejmo še mal zm...
23.6.2005 13:25:19
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rozi81
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Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I'm wearing a blouse and slacks, why?
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it.
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: Hi, is this the Police?
Dispatcher: This is 9-1-1. Do you need police assistance?
Caller: Well, I don't know who to call. Can you tell me how to cook a turkey? I've never cooked one before.
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 Fire or emergency?
Caller: Fire, I guess.
Dispatcher: How can I help you sir?
Caller: I was wondering.....does the fire department put snow chains on their trucks?
Dispatcher: Yes sir, do you have an emergency?
Caller: Well, I've spent the last 4 hours trying to put these chains on my tires and... well.. do you think the fire department could come over and help me?
Dispatcher: Help you what?
Caller: Help me get these chains on my car!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
And the winner is..........
Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.
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Da res ne bo samo grozn pa poglejmo še mal zm...
23.6.2005 13:29:21
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hati
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:)- :)- :)- :)- :)- ja ameriški stil ni kej :)- :)- :)- :)- :)-
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Da res ne bo samo grozn pa poglejmo še mal zm...
23.6.2005 13:29:56
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kofetek2010
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:zmeden2::zmeden2::zmeden2: svašta :zmeden2::zmeden2::zmeden2:
:)-:)-:)-:)-:)-
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Da res ne bo samo grozn pa poglejmo še mal zm...
23.6.2005 14:19:11
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Anonimen
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Jaz sem v 5. razredu klicala telefonske informacije in vprašala, če mam prav, da je 1. december dan boja proti AIDS-u.
Če sem pa mislila, da so to pač splošne informacije, ki jih dajejo po telefonu. In tako stvar bi res lahko vedeli.:ups::)-
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Da res ne bo samo grozn pa poglejmo še mal zm...
23.6.2005 14:23:57
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KIRA
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bravo rozi!!!!!tej so pa od sile. kje si jih pobrala??
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Da res ne bo samo grozn pa poglejmo še mal zm...
23.6.2005 17:26:19
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soncece24
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Kaj piše v ameriki na pustem kostimu za supermana? Ta obleka vam ne omogoča letenja.
Pa na otroškem zložljivem stolčku? Vzamite otroka ven preden zložite stolček.
:)-:)-:)-
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Da res ne bo samo grozn pa poglejmo še mal zm...
23.6.2005 19:55:09
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iva01
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mislim, adijo kaki kreteni so ti gringoti
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