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A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a
robot bartender. The robot serves him a
perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him,
"What's your IQ?"
The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make
conversation about global warming factors,
Quantum physics and spirituality, bio-mimicry, environmental
interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, and sexual
proclivities.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is
really cool." He decides to test the robot. He
walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in
for another drink.
Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink
and asks him,
"What's your IQ?"
The man responds, "about 100." Immediately the robot
starts talking, but this time, about NASCAR,
super models, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's
breasts.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides
to give the robot one more test. He heads out
and returns, the robot serves him and asks,
"What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."
And the robot says... real slowly.."So...............
ya gonna vote for Bush again?"
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