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> A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot
> bartender.
> The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks
> him, "What's your IQ?"
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> The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation
> about global warming factors, Quantum physics and spirituality,
> bio-mimicry,environmental interconnectedness, string theory,
> nanotechnology, and sexual proclivities.
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> The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool."
> He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around,
> and comes back in for another drink.
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> Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink
> and asks him, "What's your IQ?"
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> The man responds, "about 100." Immediately the robot starts
> talking, but this time, about NASCAR, super models, favorite fast foods,
> guns, and women's breasts.
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> Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the
> robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and
> asks, "What's your IQ?"
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> The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."
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> And the robot says... real slowly.."So............... ya gonna vote
> for Bush again?"
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moj 3-letni otrok na morju, navdušeno in razneženo opazuje mravlje: "iii, mravljica! Nosi drugo speštano mravljico!"
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